but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
