My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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