: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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