I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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