Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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