I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
