so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
