Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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