Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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