sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Is it penis luge time yet?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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