I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Fuck appropriateness.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
why do cheetos always look like penises
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
