the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Randomize
