you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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