I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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