yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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