I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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