I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
