I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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