She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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