BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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