YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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