Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
