Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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