I am in a vortex of obligation.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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