Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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