why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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