I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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