oh god the rape fog is back!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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