And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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