I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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