i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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