ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
time to smoke my breakfast
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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