Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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