Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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