they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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