i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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