I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
