Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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