Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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