talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
