apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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