kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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