And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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