I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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