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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I supernannyed him into submission
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
