Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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