You're so nebulous sometimes
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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