Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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