I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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