Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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